Look! That girl has completely natural and totally uncontrollable stretch marks! Get her!
I’m going to sleep, maybe things will be better tomorrow.
I’d be the guy they send down into the mines to make sure it was safe for the canaries.
I’ve made no impact on anyone’s lives.
I will not be remembered.
I will not be missed.
"jinkies i lost my glasses!"
DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH