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Daniel, 20, Australia.

Calm down, it's alright, keep my arms the rest of the night. When they ask what do I see?

I say a bright white beautiful heaven hanging over me.


Look! That girl has completely natural and totally uncontrollable stretch marks! Get her!

— 1 hour ago

I’m going to sleep, maybe things will be better tomorrow.

— 4 hours ago with 2 notes

I’d be the guy they send down into the mines to make sure it was safe for the canaries.

— 4 hours ago with 2 notes

I’ve made no impact on anyone’s lives.
I will not be remembered.
I will not be missed.

— 4 hours ago

"jinkies i lost my glasses!"
velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

(Source: ghostho, via confusednewyorker)

— 10 hours ago with 368043 notes

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via australian-government)

— 10 hours ago with 412212 notes

jugglekingstone:

DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH

(via confusednewyorker)

— 10 hours ago with 100124 notes

nautmahp:

stunningpicture:

Penguins on Phillip Island wear hand-knitted sweaters as part of their oil spill rehabilitation.

When the whole squads outfits are on point

nautmahp:

stunningpicture:

Penguins on Phillip Island wear hand-knitted sweaters as part of their oil spill rehabilitation.

When the whole squads outfits are on point

(via dreamerandtherealist)

— 10 hours ago with 28998 notes